The people, of course

Damn, “.swf”

Oh, that’s why Windows users install it then

But gently

Gently apply warm water on the affected area

Yyyye- w- wait what? Like with lasers?

FINALLY

What incident? People started sharing his videos because he’s cool now, I guess, I can’t even listen to his voice

Return them!

Who’d want an approximation of Florida?

Look at that added value, tho

I guess the idea is that you wont be able to do a lon with a dumbphone, so it’s basically a paperweight that sometimes receives calls and with too much luck, an SMS. You have a tool for emergencies or specific events, but you don’t have your life on it, so you keep most of your privacy from ever reaching it. That’s my take, at least.

Death penalty to pedophile victims

My gf loves to pass by and say “ohh soo focused…”

The bus that couldn’t stop farting

I don’t understand, a. Why is Linux using Microsoft keys?, and b. Why isn’t this a problem for Windows too?

On the phone, sorry, but a CEO cheating on his wife with HR head (or something?) got caught by the kiss cam on Coldplay concert. Look up for the video, it’s gold.

That’s neat. I had my email on a .social domain and many websites would say it was not a valid address. Now I’m back to my firstlast@gmail.com, fuck everyone.

Fuck Google Play

Heck yeah, free training for interviews