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Stealing gold instead? It weighs a lot.

Kelly’s heroes comes to mind

I know my cats are on surfaces they’re not allowed to when I’m sleeping or away. But why do they have to be disrespectful and do it in front of me!?

If he spawned in during the cold war he would probably denounce them. The bourgeoisie wasn’t removed, just replaced and the proletariat kept in chains. At least in the Soviet Union 🤷

You should ask on .ml for just for the lulz

Just about everything is politics mate. I hope you stay on piefed but if no politics at all is what you seek, you might have to look around some

I started at lemmy.ml because fuck yes a Marxist instance. Quickly jumped to feddit.nu because .ml was insane and when piefed.social dropped I made the switch because its nice UI and onboarding

lol you asked and he replied, why being rude?

Continental Europe

Well…

Where one enemy sees you and now all their friends somehow knows where you are

-You want the rest of the champaggin?
-It’s pronounced “sham-pane”.
-Oh, God, no!

Which is weird, because it took exactly 2 seconds to find out that þ equals th by reading an entire sentence, and thereafter one can read the text just about as good as normal text.
People who struggle with þ maybe has other reading issues 🤷

Huh, þ apparently autotranslates to th when I try it. That’s funny

I’m the only one remembering? Yeah I’m visiting a head doctor

HelloFresh in my country was very good actually. Easy to follow instructions, ingredients just enough for the recipes with no leftovers.
Only negative were small portions. You never felt really full after eating dinner, and it was pretty expensive.

edit: oh and the food was often very tasty as well. Basic but good

I would even say that me being this humble is what makes me stand out so clearly amongst my peers. It’s one of my great qualities, being humble.

This.

Now I just have a generic alarm signal because I would like to keep enjoying the music I like

Don’t mutilate your kid. If there’s a medical reason go ahead, otherwise leave it be.
Your son can’t put it back if you remove it, but he can remove it if you leave it. Let it be his choice over his body.

Hey mate, besides the therapist recommendations, which are great, I would make a plan on how to make an exit from any criminal and all risky/dangerous activities you do.
If whatever you’re doing is seemingly necessary, someone else will fill that role. Make the plan and follow it. If it involves moving or even switching countries, do that.

Creating a plan to exit will probably be calming and at the same time helpful when you make your adieu.

Nitpicking words like this makes me psich

It’s been going on for a while

Depends, but to meet demand seems reasonable?
Imagine you invent something splendid and life-changing. You have your company with a 100 employees but you can’t satisfy the market so you expand.
Like with the safety match.