Ignotum

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

I don’t know what black Friday is for, but since it’s American I’m guessing it’s to remember some massacre?

And my best friends best friend 🥲

Any publicity is good publicity?

Me if i was a thief

It’s basic thermonomics, you learn it at busineering school

The illuminati lizardpeople are furloughed for the duration of the shutdown

You’d think so but no, they say it’s because the place is cursed, something about it being built on an indian burial ground or something

The worst part is that if they die in america, they die in real life!

Machines creating beautiful art with soul and all that, i can see that happening
But the cold soulless disregard for human life required to commit genocide, now that’s something i just cannot see robots replicating. it needs that human touch to get just right

“hey steve, did you download a shitton of porn while on the company network?”
“Uuuhhhhh, it’s for ai training”

“It’s Turanging time”

It’s been a while since i watched futurama but i’m pretty sure that line is in there somewhere

“Until the asteroid nation attacked, only the avatar, master of […]”

Can confirm, I had a laptop that took multiple minutes to boot and was sluggish as hell, installed linux and after that it booted in 5-10 seconds and felt snappy again

Have you no compassion? Think of the poor desolute shareholders, they need you, they need your labour, it is your duty as a fellow human being to do everything to make their numbers go up is it not?

Syncthing

Me when i get told the same thing:

In my experience, the ai generate code has better error handling than code i write myself

I’m lazy so i only write if it’s important (and i think of it), the AI is less lazy and often codes quite defensively in my experience

Same here really, i plan the structure, then have ai throw it together, then i clean up and build off of that

I can’t say i particularly miss writing the mindless boilerplate stuff

I prefer the OG